Whatever the chocolate milk version of nerd-sniping is, this is it.

I have never seen Drink Da Milgy, so will keep my eye out for that. I don’t remember having Bickfords Iced Chocolate Almond Milk. They missed Green Valley, but I’ve also not managed to find that. I think it’s wrong to include protein drinks but exclude mixes (Quarterpast and the like).

Outside that, this is the right order:

  1. Shnack Choloate Brownie (not ranked)
  2. Up & Go Choc Ice (13)
  3. Meadow Fresh Quick Brekkie (11)
  4. Up & Go Protein Energize (10)
  5. Tararua Dairy Co. Protein Hit (16)
  6. Little Island Creamy (3)
  7. So Good Chocolate Oat (2)
  8. Oak Chocolate (7)
  9. Otis Oak Milk (12)
  10. Anchor CalciYum (14)
  11. Primo Supremo (5)
  12. Lewis Road (6) (their strawberry is the best)
  13. Nippy’s (1)
  14. Meadow Fresh Calci Strong (8)
  15. Puhoi Valley (9)
Tony Meyer @tonyandrewmeyer